Saturday, March 29, 2008

For the love of Captain Kirk

like many people I was born into religion. Yet Trekkies rely mostly on evangelism. After I read the headline for this article I was struck with terror. As a life long Trekkie, my father was a convert, I beg the producers of the upcoming Star Trek movie to not cast Tom Cruise. Not as a lead, not as a supporting character, not as a cameo, not as a fucking extra getting killed by a Klingon warrior. Please, please, please. He is movie kryponite. he is success' roadside bomb. he is certain death. he is a gay prostitute to a conservative republican's campaign - DISASTER!! FAILURE!!! Larry King Live apologies for ending this movie's bright future!!!


so please, think twice before you do tom cruise.

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